Showing newest posts with label comedy. Show older posts
Showing newest posts with label comedy. Show older posts

"He just p****d orange soda!"

Tuesday, 25 August 2009


Classic virals never get old.

David Blaine Street Magic Part 2 - Funny Video

Career Change?


Trevor Smith a.k.a Busta Rhymes has always held the crown as hip hop's clown prince. Even when he was reciting some of the hardest darkest spine tingling verses on albums, he still managed to pepper them with his own brand of humour.

So now that his albums are barely breaking even anymore, would it be wrong to suggest he diversify his career into comedy writing or conceptualizing?

Why? Well, take a look at the viral below which features the many faces of Trevor.



Convinced?

Sh*tmyadadsays

This has probably got to be one of the funniest things on twitter. A profile dedicated solely to twitting what some guy's dad says.

Justin is 28 and lives with his 73yr old father who says some of the funniest things you can imagine. For evidence, look below.

"The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."

"Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer."

"I didn't live to be 73 years old so I could eat kale. Don't fix me your breakfast and pretend you're fixing mine."

You can read some more or follow Justin and his dad by clicking HERE.

Courtesy if the stunning bugger, Sam

Friday Funny

Friday, 14 August 2009


The eternal battle rages...Just watch, then decide who won.


Ibiza Uncovered!

Tuesday, 28 July 2009



Bonkers is still getting played everywhere but we’re already hearing about his next single ‘Holiday’ set for release on 24th August. Everyone’s claiming exclusivity on showing the video but I’ve been seeing it all over the place since last week!!

Dizzee got a bit of a shock (or pleasant surprise, which ever way you look at it) while filming the video for 'Holiday' in sunny Ibiza when some randoms gate-crashed the shoot thinking they were attending a sex party. I’m assuming a couple of girls draped in baby oil and tight bikinis were expected for the shoot, but these uninvited guests were ready for a different type of action in rubber pieces and allsorts of fetish gear!

Apparently unbeknown to Dizzee and his entourage, the video shoot location is a well known area for hosting a variety of sex parties and pornographic movies.

Before heading out for the shoot, Dizzee claimed that “There's going to be a few ladies making an appearance. But it's going to be done in a classy way”…

Okay then!


Dizzee Rascal - Holiday (Feat. Chrome) on Vimeo.



I got invited to be in the video but I had to decline as all my skimpy bikinis were in the wash…


Best Debut Album, EVER!

Friday, 24 July 2009

Just press play and prepare to wet yourself...I almost did.



Are You Locked In?

Sunday, 19 July 2009


You probably won't get the title of this post if you don't have a twitter account. It's one of the many sayings of P Diddy a.k.a P Twitty on twitter.

He says so much stuff that hardly makes sense on twitter that upon reaching a million followers, a backlash happened, twitters turned against him and started a campaign to get as many people as possible to un follow Diddy.

I don't know how much that campaigned has achieved but it has caught the attention of the mainstream press and a few other outlets. I also came across the brain of this campaign. A site pretty much dedicated to getting people to well, un follow Diddy.

Check it out HERE.

Ever Wondered...

Tuesday, 30 June 2009


What news readers did during the ad break or when the show cuts to an outside broadcast?

Wonder no more.



If I was the news reader, between the break, I would have had sex with 4 different women, won the war in Iraq, moon walked on the surface of the moon, driven 5 super charged cars and still be back before you knew it, but these guys are not me.

Wanda Sykes At The White House Dinner

Sunday, 10 May 2009


Comedienne Wanda Sykes at the recent white house correspondents dinner.

"Who's idea was it to give the queen an iPod? Could'nt you have given her something more American, like say Texas?"

A must watch.

What Happens When...

Tuesday, 5 May 2009

The world of Internet acronyms and humour meet the real world?



Some clever person with a great sense of humour and the ability of spotting a soon to be massive trend invents, the fail sticker.

How dope is that?! The potential of this is a lot, honestly it is. Just think of all those billboards you see on a daily basis and hate.

There's this new Daily Telegraph one I see and don't get, a fail sticker across it would show my disapproval at the ad agency that decided to be overly clever, as well as provide passer bys with some humour.




And it does not stop there. The company that makes the Fail stickers also make LOL ones too! I can't wait till they drop a ROFLMAO one, now that would be truely brilliant.


If you don't know what LOL or ROFLMAO stands for then you are all a bunch of...


I keed, I keed.

Web Watch : Sunday Funnies

Sunday, 3 May 2009


How's everyone enjoying their Sunday? Mine's going pretty lazy, just came in from work a few hours ago now I'm chilling and updating the blog.

I come across some weird and crazy and most times funny stuff on the net so from time to time I share. This post is an example of some, like this site dedicated to the hate of hipsters which seems to be the in thing now.

It's called Look at this fucking hipster, and it contains some very funny pictures and even funnier captions. The caption for the picture above reads, "Out of my way! I'm late for a hipster funeral".

Bookmark it cause it's sure to be the next big thing on the net soon, they even sell merchandise... Remember where you saw it first.

The mighty Thor animation below should be watched...God, how I love the Internet!

"This is what a retarded chicken looks like"



"I'm probably the least liked out of all the crips"


Reason 5609873452 to love the Internet. This came from The Alchemist's twitter which you can follow HERE.

Web Watch: Chopper City Suit

Friday, 24 April 2009


What do you do when you're an ex member of the rap group, and I use the word rap group loosely, with the worst name in living history and a reality show drop out?

Well, if your name is Chopper or Chopper City to address him with his full moniker, you start a beef with one of the members of said group only to have it back fire on you and have your suit gain more popularity than yourself.

You have NO idea what I'm talking about do you? Well, I'll elaborate. Mr Chopper (no homo) following in the veins of today's generation YouTube rappers put a video on world star hip hop (The hub of this ignorance currently plaguing hip hop), where he proceeds to berate E Ness, also from Da Band for what goes on like an eternity.

All the while, dressed in a suit clearly too big for his frame and looking like a family heirloom handed down from generation to generation. The footage is so ignorant it became an overnight internet success with the suit becoming the butt of many jokes.



Hilarious, right? But it does not stop there...Oh no, not by any chance. The great online community took that ridiculous looking suit and made it a celebrity in it's own right. So much so that it has, it's own myspace page, personal profile on 50cent's online community along with a fitting soundtrack (Jay Z's "Change clothes and go"), a twitter profile and finally it's very own website with real time message board.

"But but but wait...It gets worse!" because, even his peers join in to laugh at his attempt to diss anyone whilst in a family hand me down.

Reactions to Chopper's suit from Bow Wow and Lil Wayne and crew.





After an epic fail at dissing anyone and the horrendous display of fashion retardation, Mr Chopper offers yet another video to the fans, all 21 of them where he shows off his money and announces the release of a Chopper's suit mix tape, and goes after Lil Wayne (Oh lord, it's about to be a career ender).

Ignorance at it's finest, but hey, you have to admire the American ingenuity. He's actually trying to capitalise off the whole charade.



Read what Ron Mexico over at XXL.com had to say about it HERE.

Get A Rush Without The Drugs

Tuesday, 21 April 2009


The Tropical TV guys show you how to get a rush on things other than drugs. Watch out for my interview with them coming soon, the boy J is a monster with the editing skills. Sup J?!

Anyway, it's all about the Tropical TV guys right now. So check their video out below.

Like A Boss

Monday, 6 April 2009

These Lonely Island guys are crazy and they are back with a new track off their album, Incredibad. This one is called "Like a boss" and it features Seth Rogan.

Hilarious video!



LOL @ him molesting the fish...What the hell?!

Dance Baby Dance

Another televised product advertisement that caught my eye and tickled my funny bones. Great work LG, or whichever ad agency created this.



I love marketing and advertising.

Fools Come Rushing In

Wednesday, 1 April 2009

If you don't already know what day it is, I'm guessing by now you may have a fair idea.

Maybe you just woke up with your toothbrush in a tub of jelly or your house keys in a tank of pirana's or worse still, you just woke up naked in central London with the G20 summit protesters and police both staring at you in horror.

Today is April fool's day and no other company gets into the spirit of it like The Hundreds. Last year, they re directed their website to open up on a rival's and have us think they had been hacked. This year, they had this up on High Snobiety.

They also had this on their blog...Genius if you ask me, and for a moment I was almost...almost fooled then I remembered the date.

Play safe out there, people.

Comedic Genius

Tuesday, 31 March 2009


This video is probably one of the greatest videos I have seen this year and ranks highly amongst my favourite videos.

It never fails to get a smile and chuckle out of me.

Some Sunday Humor

Sunday, 29 March 2009



Ride With Me

Saturday, 28 March 2009

Craig Ferguson of the late show gets his mother to spend the day with the Wu Tang clan's, the Rza.



Throwback from 2005.

McDonalds Does Not Like Pharrell

Wednesday, 25 March 2009



He is either REALLY hungry or on some prescription drugs. Hilarity!

I don't know why he wants that crap anyway, I haven't eaten McDonalds in years. The smell of the place makes me feel like throwing up.
 
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