Showing newest posts with label Randomination. Show older posts
Showing newest posts with label Randomination. Show older posts

"I'll Throw A Radio At You, Crazy!"

Tuesday, 25 August 2009

You're probably thinking what you see before you is either, a hoax or some elaborately designed radio made to look like a rock.

I'm sorry to inform you that both your guesses are wrong. What you see before you is in fact a radio, made from, yes you guessed it...a rock.


It's the work of a Danish (Those car ray zeee Euros) designer called, Guus Oosterbaan. If you take a look at his blog here, you will see a video of him actually playing the radio.

Who said rock radio was dead, eh?

"Ello Ello Ello...

Wednesday, 19 August 2009

Whats going on ere then?"



The explanation should be really good...I look forward to it lol

Apple Store Kid.

Tuesday, 18 August 2009

This kid is amazing! He records videos of himself lip syncing songs in an Apple store.

I give him two thumbs because I'd be too embarrassed to try something like this.
And apparently he makes $2,000 a week doing videos like this. Umm ... why am I in college again?

Evolution

Wednesday, 15 July 2009


Ever so often, it happens.

The reason why the universe is eternal is that it does not live for itself; it gives life to others as it transforms” - Lao Tzu

Rappers Are In Danger...From Diddy

Monday, 6 July 2009


Exhibit A : Loon

Former BadBoy artist, professional Ma$e impersonator, Mr hit you in the face with a shovel.

When the head of your record label is the biggest star in the company, you know you're in for a bumpy ride. But with BadBoy records, I think the bumps in the ride are of Godzilla proportions.

Edited at 13:10pm on 06/07/09



Lets look BadBoy artists over the years.

Ma$e, now a pastor but briefly returned to hip hop before selling double wood and then returning to embrace the Lord.

Black Rob, habitual law breaker now spending a lot of time amongst men on a government sponsored vacation.

Danity Kane, countless cat fights resulting in Diddy dis banding the group.

Da Band, not only did they have the worst hip hop group name but all members have virtually melted into obscurity with Choppa making a brief return a few months ago with his great grandfather's suit online.

G Dep, released an incredible album. Disappeared, got hooked on drugs now clean he is back working with Diddy.

Fuzz Bubble, who? I hear you ask? Rock band signed to BB who never released an album and have duly melted into obscurity.

Dream, the white all girl group, a bootleg 3LW if you wish. They too are gone, never to be heard of.

Kane, Puff's answer to Eminem. Nope, he's faded into obscurity too without as much of a single.

Shyne, dare I say BIG's replacement. He dropped one album on BB, dropped a few shells in the club one night and is also away on a government sponsored vacation.

And now ladies and gentlemen, we come to the subject at hand, Loon. Two years ago, he assaulted another Harlem rapper with a shovel whilst homeboy was getting a haircut he then dropped an album with fellow BB cadet, G Dep (Child of the Ghetto was such a great album).

And now he has seemingly turned to Islam and is "Hoping to change the lyrics and message of rap". At least he's not selling some product i.e



And wait for it...



It's not easy being a rapper any more.

Coming Soon

Tuesday, 30 June 2009

A Certain Dave Chappelle As Rick James Quote...

Saturday, 6 June 2009

Suddenly springs to mind. LOL...T Pain is the man though.

If Only Thomas Was Good At Bacterial Study

Monday, 18 May 2009


He could have saved himself all the injury he received from trying to catch Jerry by just simply infecting him with, Toxoplasma gondii.

"The microscopic parasite has an interesting effect when it infects rats and mice. It makes them become unafraid of cats. This is pretty helpful to the parasite, because it can only sexually reproduce if it's host is eaten by a cat".

The amazing workings of nature.

Can't Knock The Hustle

Monday, 16 February 2009

American ingenuity, you have to love it. I saw this on the Format blog earlier and although quite a sad situation I could not help but chuckle.

This whole Chris Brown/Rhianna thing is really getting crazier by the minute, partly due to the fact that both parties involved are hush about it. Chris Brown really is a dirtbag if he hit the girl so hard she has to have surgery, I mean why in God's name would you contemplate smashing a beautiful face like Rhianna's?

What even peeves me off the most is how Chris brown's publicity machine is now trying to salvage whatever he has left in regards to a career by releasing stories of how his step father was just as abusive to his mother. Last time I checked, physical abuse was not contagious.

Lame attempt at seeking public forgiveness. Let's see how it all pans out.

Also, if you believe Jay Z said, "Chris Brown is a dead man walking. He has messed with the wrong crew". You are as dumb as two pebbles on a beach in Soutthend. Jay Z is way too smart to wash his dirty linen in public, I mean just think about it.

MTV News, I'm talking to "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!"

Snow Goooooooooooooons!

Saturday, 7 February 2009


So random. Cool picture, don't you think? All this snow is peeving me off though. It was cool for a while to witness snow like this in England but after sometime it's like, OK cool you snowed...thank you, thank you. Now go.

But like that unwanted house guest they just don't want to leave.

Snowed In

Monday, 2 February 2009


By Jove, they got it right! All that snow mongering has come to pass. As I walked home from work last night it started to snow.

Humphf! I thought to myself, this isn't as much snow as I would have expected but little did I know the big show was yet to come. Overnight it really started to snow and even now as I type this at 12:21pm London time, it's still snowing.

I'm not mad though, I rather dig snow and from the looks of it I'm not alone. Below are some pictures from the British Whoringtons. Snoooooooooooooooooooooooow goons! (Sorry, been saying that all day).

CLICK ON PICTURES TO ENLARGE




Ms Rinnie does not like snow. Her photography skills above are however, rather dope.


Above we have a snowman built by Ms Caramellita (Who never seems to blog anymore lol). I still say it looks like Danny DeVito got frozen on his way to get a paper from her house. Now what Danny D was doing there is a whole nother story.


Here we have Ms C trying to hear what Danny has to say. I'm guessing "Get the damn blow torch!".


She spread love, it's the West London way.


Yeah, she's a snow bunny alright.

And below, I took some pictures myself. Would not allow the ladies to outdo me...Nyuck nyuck!




The picture of Ms Rinnie below has nothing to do with snow. It's just one of my fave pictures of her looking like a cartoon character lol.

Random fact : Ms Rinnie is the model in our WNL banner.

Thanks to Ms Rinnie and Ms Caramellita for the photos.

Let Me Upgrade You

Monday, 22 December 2008

This MUST be an April fool's that ran longer than it was meant to. I'm not even making this up...Read all about the details below.



About Child Trader Child Exchange Agency


This project launched in 2003 when our founder, Jason Jacobsen (whom you may have seen on The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer last year) found his wife pregnant with their third son. He was delighted with the news of a new child but discouraged that this extra mouth to feed was going to be yet another boy.

Before his son was born, he was teaching Sunday school one day when he met a couple who had three daughters. Jokingly they wondered how great it would be if they could simply swap a child, so both families, separately cursed with an unfair gender mix, could have a little bit more of what they wanted.

They talked about it some more, and since both families were white, the attorneys were able to draft up paperwork and arrange the trade within a few weeks, which was all completed less than 8-days after the birth of his third son, Adam (later renamed Samuel).




Is this what society is succumbing to? You cannot cope with your child so you swap him/her with another family that can. Surely this MUST be a hoax of some sort.

I have not read through the whole site but I cannot believe this is actually real. I did however skim through the FAQ section and could not resist a few chuckles. But THIS had me in stitches!
Read what her weakness is.

Visit the site HERE.

EDIT 00:45am: I just found out this is not real. It's quite funny though...Thank God it's fake.

An Exercise In Vanity

Saturday, 13 December 2008


The Japanese, I love them! Their eccentricity and innovation cannot but be admired, case at hand.

Vain climbers have been given an ideal wall to mount. Apparently inspired by Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, the Tokyo feature - built by design house Nendo - lets climbers take a peek at themselves while keeping fit.

Read more HERE.

Bruce Wayne Is Dead

Wednesday, 10 December 2008


Not actor Christian Bale but Bruce Wayne, Batman's alter ego. And he was killed by his own father who he thought was dead but is actually alive and himself a super villain.

Remember where you heard it first.

Slay The Dragon

Tuesday, 9 December 2008


Are you like me and very conscious to the state of your breath? Well, I roll with a pack of these and pop them whenever I have a swig of water, finish a meal of just feel that my mouth is in need of attention.

But alas, we know there's a recession hitting at the general populace right now and some may not be able to afford mints. Fear not, some random piece of information I came across today will help you save face.

To check if you have bad breath, simply lick your wrist let the saliva dry then sniff it.

Ok, that's nasty and no I have not tried it. The hell you think I am? I roll with mints but for those that don't, don't say Roc never looks out for you.

Oh and a word of warning, when talking to me regardless of the condition of your breath please stay at arm's reach. That's the standard procedure to all I don't know.

As you were.
 
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