Rappers Are In Danger...From Diddy

Monday, 6 July 2009


Exhibit A : Loon

Former BadBoy artist, professional Ma$e impersonator, Mr hit you in the face with a shovel.

When the head of your record label is the biggest star in the company, you know you're in for a bumpy ride. But with BadBoy records, I think the bumps in the ride are of Godzilla proportions.

Edited at 13:10pm on 06/07/09



Lets look BadBoy artists over the years.

Ma$e, now a pastor but briefly returned to hip hop before selling double wood and then returning to embrace the Lord.

Black Rob, habitual law breaker now spending a lot of time amongst men on a government sponsored vacation.

Danity Kane, countless cat fights resulting in Diddy dis banding the group.

Da Band, not only did they have the worst hip hop group name but all members have virtually melted into obscurity with Choppa making a brief return a few months ago with his great grandfather's suit online.

G Dep, released an incredible album. Disappeared, got hooked on drugs now clean he is back working with Diddy.

Fuzz Bubble, who? I hear you ask? Rock band signed to BB who never released an album and have duly melted into obscurity.

Dream, the white all girl group, a bootleg 3LW if you wish. They too are gone, never to be heard of.

Kane, Puff's answer to Eminem. Nope, he's faded into obscurity too without as much of a single.

Shyne, dare I say BIG's replacement. He dropped one album on BB, dropped a few shells in the club one night and is also away on a government sponsored vacation.

And now ladies and gentlemen, we come to the subject at hand, Loon. Two years ago, he assaulted another Harlem rapper with a shovel whilst homeboy was getting a haircut he then dropped an album with fellow BB cadet, G Dep (Child of the Ghetto was such a great album).

And now he has seemingly turned to Islam and is "Hoping to change the lyrics and message of rap". At least he's not selling some product i.e



And wait for it...



It's not easy being a rapper any more.

6 comments:

B. said...

Couldn't be anymore true.

the dumb flyest. said...

Aubrey is headed to be a nun. I'm calling it.

misterlego said...

to funny

K.icks M.aterials H.er said...

BAD BOY ... is the lost city of dreams...

Ive been saying that!
you have to be dead or getting nude to be ok with them

qtpie9690 said...
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qtpie9690 said...

you forgot his boyband Otown which was supposed to be thee reply to nysnc && backstreet boys that FLOPPED!
&& wtf..thee Garnier commerical really?

 
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