INDY 4

Friday, 23 May 2008


"do do do dooo dun dun dun..."

Yes boys and girls, you're favorite old guy wearing a fedora is here.. no not MJ..
Henry Walton Jones, Jr Indiana Jones is back and still fighting bad guys at the age of 65..
[jealous much?!]

Harrison back to reclaim his role as I.J, Shia LeBeouf aka Even Stevens
[random factoid: did you know his grandma was a beatnik lesbian] as his son and some other guys and dolls.

The on-screen relationship between Harrison and Shia was entertaining better than i expected,
[siderbar: Definitely underrated the kid, his next movie looks like Phone Booth - The Booth]

Half of the cast in the movie are not necessary, Have no idea why Winstone is in the movie..
I didn't care if he lived or died, he looked like a superior movie extra..
he had a page of lines in the movie & when he wasn't talking he was being punched.

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I for one, couldn't give a flying "shut your mouth" about Indiana Jones and his world, eventhough i enjoyed the previous movies.

Storyline was unimaginative won't spoil it but it's disappointing 'cause you have Spielbergo & Lucas on the same movie but they're old now so I'll allow them.

With classic movies being brought up from the grave, theres going to be the inevitable...

''YOU RUINED MY CHILDHOOD, BURN IN HELL"

but if I put myself in the place of a die-hard Indy fan, not only would I be screaming the above, I'll be making voodoo dolls resembling Spielbergo and Lucas..

Started great, i was hooked for the first hour BUT there was 10-20 mins that was PISS BORING... no lie, i am not a guy that wants action every millisecond, but i swear my eyes were lowering with every B.S dialogue I heard..
Picked up in the last hour & went back to the good action scenes and CGI we love from Spielbergo & Lucas but then the ending arrived and boy was that unexpected!! [sarcasm level-11]

IF you're a fan of the series you shouldn't watch it but IF you're not, it provides a satisfactory movie experience but with the ridiculous amount of sick movies out/coming soon, better to not spend your dosh on something thats ''satisfactory''

Indiana Jones can have a peaceful sleep knowing it has influenced/inspired a crap-load of movies/games/tv shows and after everything it was an average send-off..

You know like a funeral where the speaker flopped but you understood what they were trying to say.
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"Cop from DVD mandem on road"

OR

"Fork over the dosh for an overpriced cinema ticket?"



Verdict-
"COP FROM DVD MANDEM ON ROAD"


1 comments:

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